We’ll be burning a DVD and we had to make sure the television was 50hz (if rich could talk about the tech stuff he did)
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We focus in on a guy in lazy, home clothes who is sat back in a sofa looking very slobbish. He’s flicking through channels without any sense of direction, until he stops in the Sky menu. After a second or two, a man dressed as a sergeant climbs into the screen and shouts out at the slob.
Sergeant James: HEY YOU!
The slob is taken by surprise.
Couch Potato: What?
Sergeant James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT DOWN THAT REMOTE!
Couch Potato: …what?
Sergeant James: THINK FAST, PUNK!
The sergeant throws something out of the screen and it hits the lazy guy in the face.
Sergeant James: BOY, YOU’RE SLOWER THEN MY GRANDMA AND SHE’S DEAD!
The couch potato is baffled, and stares blankly.
Sergeant James: WAKE UP BOY! TAKE THIS!
Now the sergeant throws the SkyBall out of the screen and the couch potato catches it.
Couch Potato: What’s this? This is just a ball?
Abrasive James: No! You’ve got to think outside of the skybox! That’s not just a ball, it’s an interdimensional portal? TO FUN!
Couch Potato: What?
Sergeant James: …it’s a new way to control the skybox, give it a try…
Couch Potato: How does it work?
Sergeant James: Time for training!
It cuts to an elaborate training video for the SkyBall. The sergeant tells the audience about the idea, explains that he’s actually irrelevant.
Couch Potato: Ugh. I can’t be bothered with you, I’m going to change the channel.
He reaches for his remote and tries to turn off the tv but realises that it has turned into a fish.
Sergeant James: What do you think you’re up to, son? Hah! You can’t use a fish to change the channel! Try the ball! You never know, it might be fun!
Couch Potato: Fine.
The couch potato throws the ball at the screen.
Sergeant James: Hah! That’s wont do anything, throwing the ball turns the television off! Wait.
The couch potato grins.
Couch Potato: Wow, that was pretty cool.
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This script was was written collectively by everyone, we wanted to use the idea of subverting the influence of a militant authority who is in control of the television controls. Instead of making the user conform to the standard controls, the militant influence is there to push the user into trying something different.
The trouble is that the militant role represents Sky, and we’ve got to be careful to keep the role likeable and not totalitarian. The SkyBall is about enjoying the experience, and (for me) being a bit silly and childish in a situation that doesn’t demand anything from it’s audience. As long as we keep the tone right, I think the video will come across really well.